allison argent is dead. i am never gonna be okay about this.

marshmallow(s)


The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off


15,282 plays

hips: ngl

Daniel Sharman’s Ice Bucket Challenge

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

skye week → favorite lines part one

 you cannot stop the rising tide.

tv show meme: [5/5] female characters | sarah walker
"I’m a spy. I hate surprises."

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.