"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
You know what’s funny? You sound just like a cop.
Apparently, I am the go to girl for guns.
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.