allison argent is dead. i am never gonna be okay about this.

marshmallow(s)


"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

You know what’s funny? You sound just like a cop.

Apparently, I am the go to girl for guns.

kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

verylittlebird:

why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.

kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off


15,396 plays

hips: ngl

Daniel Sharman’s Ice Bucket Challenge

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.